Find out today with the interactive "Space Alien Evaluator" you'll find on this one-of-a-kind HyperCard stack.
After you know for sure, you can involve yourself in the most unusual space alien story ever told.
Through the magic of multimedia text and graphics, you'll take part in the newsworthy adventures of an earth human, Lester Fontaine, as he travels the twisted path from mysterious infancy to bizarre adulthood.
You'll scream with terror and laughter as Lester discovers his true space alien identity, changes his name to Vox Lem, begins dressing like an ET, and becomes a world leader in the UFO cult underground.
You'll be perplexed and delighted by the fantastic, fully-functional, state-of-the-art demonstration model of Vox Lem's "Neo-Frequency Radio Telescope." This fictive instrument will permit your Macintosh to intercept extraordinarily unintelligible radio messages transmitted by creatures in distant galaxies...and from demons in Hell.
If you're looking for freakish thrills and shuddering laughter, look no further. Open this stack now. This first step is your most important one on the path toward a lifetime of unrestricted weirdness.
Are You A Space Alien? is shareware. With only one exception, it may be freely distributed everywhere as long as no changes of any kind are made to the original, including this document and its folder.
The only exception is that it cannot be distributed on CD-ROM without prior written consent.
If you have appreciated Vox Lem's work, please send $5 (US) donation made payable to:
John Freemyer
1295 Arizona Street
Redding, CA 96002 USA
E-mail address: JAFreemyer@aol.com
The author will receive 100% of your non-tax-deductible donation.
Kind donors will be registered to receive info about the release of new projects produced by Vox Lem and other victims of injustice shackled behind prison and asylum walls.
Don't forget to send your e-mail address when you register.
Other important multimedia presentations abetted by John Freemyer are available. Search your online software libraries for "Freemyer" or "JAFreemyer" today!
Vox Lem's stack has been tested by Matthew Schmeer*, Calvin Xavier, several MUHMHC inmates, and John Freemyer.
Special Thanks goes to the Jet Propulsion Laboratory, Pasadena, for their assistance in obtaining the Satanic Radar Telescope Audio Imaging (SRTAI) equipment.
Some of the news stories are based on actual news stories published by Associated Press but, as they appear here, are purely satirical and do not reflect the objective journalistic intent of the Associated Press.
Are You A Space Alien? is a work of fiction. All characters and locations described are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead is unintended and purely coincidental. The author is not engaged in rendering legal, psychological, or financial advice. If legal, psychological, or financial advice is required by the reader, the author strongly advises the reader to seek the services of a competent professional.
*Matthew Schmeer is editor and publisher of Poetry Ink, a high quality electronic magazine written by and for adventurous readers, writers, and poets who aspire to cultivate literary enlightment through their aggressive participation in the global Internet revolution.
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